Lauryn Hill grew up on the tough streets of South Orange, NJ where apparently she was taught not to pay taxes or anything else for that matter. In fact, South Orange was so dangerous that one time Hill had to attend her childhood friends scary Bar Mitzvah. Have you ever been to a Bar Mitzvah? Don’t let this Jewish celebration fool you for one second. When this boy turns 13, it’s game on because he is now accountable for all of his actions not to mention he must read the weekly portion of the law (five books of Moses) in front of people! That childhood friend of Hill’s just happen to be Zach Braff of the television show Scrubs & the critically acclaimed movie Garden State which Braff wrote, directed and stared in. Braff was a guest on Howard Sterns show today that aired on Sirius XM and spoke of how bright and sweet Hill was back then and stated that she was certainly not the girl she claims to be today. I wonder if it was Zach Braff‘s Bar Mitzvah that made Hill mad at the world. Maybe this is where Hill got the inspiration for such songs as, “Black Rage” or “I Get Out”. Damn you Zach Braff for becoming a man! Hill is no stranger to controversy, in 1996 a rumor stated that Hill didn’t want white people buying her albums which she quickly rebutted. In 2003 while performing at the Vatican she went into a anti church rant in the aftermath of molestation of boys by Catholic priests and then proceeded to sing the song Social Drugs, classy choice. Why Hill was even invited to the Vatican is a big question mark but you get what you asked for. Then on May 6, 2013 Hill was evicted on tax invasion for not paying $976,000 on her income from 2005-2009. Hill apparently has learned nothing in life and blamed everyone else for her large mishap. For someone who got accepted into Columbia University in 1993 and even though it was for only a year you would think some of this education would have paid off. It seems acting and speaking like an uneducated moron was a much easier task that paid far more. Then of course Hill had to throw the race card out with this; “”Someone did the math, and it came to around $600 million. And I sit here before you trying to figure out how to pay a tax debt? If that’s not like enough to slavery, I don’t know.” Lauryn Hill you are indeed a sham and really should re-educate yourself on the word “slavery” before you use it in a ploy to defend your case. For someone who earned $2.3 million during that time it is an insult for you to use the world “slavery”. It’s apparent you have no idea what “slavery” is and what it did so hatefully to so many. The fact is Ms. Hill you chose not to take responsibility for yourself and it bit you on the ass. I ask you Ms. Hill, if you had never gotten caught would your voice utter such words? We all know the answer. Hill you are most certainly not the young girl who played Coke and Pepsi with Zach Braff at his Bar Mitzvah or the beautiful girl who sang so soulful in Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. You wanted to lead a persona of “I’m better than everyone else” and “be the subject of racial hate” to sell records and preach on topics you have never been a part of or have struggled with. When in fact it reads that you grew up as a smart, educated girl, who was a cheerleader in South Orange, NJ with a brother and working parents. That to me sounds pretty good but then again who am I? Just somebody who doesn’t have your type of money but at least I still pay my taxes on time.
Hate him or love him, Glenn Back is coming back to television. It was announced that Cablevision has picked up Beck‘s Internet channel, The Blaze, but of course not everyone’s happy about it. It’s only fair to assume that if you’re an uptight CEO of a multi-million dollar cable company you may not be a fan of things you can’t control. In Beck’s case, you can only hope to contain his voice (thanks to Dan Patrick for his analogy) but is he really that bad for television? All the Glen Beck haters will most certainly bring up the fact that he was thrown out the front door of FOX News because of fleeing advertisers, but it’s Beck who got the last laugh. With all the one-sided news reporting that goes on in today’s media does it mean that Beck is just going to stare into the camera and hypnotize us with his conspiracy theories? Do I really need Glen Beck to tell me that NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg is like Hitler or Stalin? Trust me, I’m already fully aware of the fact that he is. For now, we can say that Beck report’s his facts and at least uses one of his validated sources before he goes off and talks out of his butt. Of course agreeing with his source and what Beck is saying is a whole other ballgame. Now a side note to CNN & ABC; You might want to send your reporters back to journalism 101 in making sure that their facts are accurate before allowing such news anchors in reporting false statements to the country. Let me re-fresh your memory, “An arrest has been made in the Boston bombing” Really? Thanks for playing CNN. Beck is indeed a controversial journalist, but that’s his point, to stir the pot, but he’s no worse than the likes of Chris Matthews or Tim Russert is he? Is Beck worse than Matt Lauer? Lauer, who I remind you has reported nothing of any relevance in his entire journalistic career but yet is still the highest paid news anchor on television for his hard-hitting questions to Tom Cruise. Well done Lauer, well done, bravo.
Let’s be honest here for a moment shall we. Glenn Beck being on television is the least of anyone’s concerns. With the endless amount of mindless crap that flutters society’s airwaves I’m sure America can handle what Beck has to offer and maybe, just maybe we’ll learn something. Who can say that about Nicki Minaj, Matt Lauer, Gretchen Carlson or Piers Morgan? What, I can’t hear you.
So what happens when President “Hollywood” Obama doesn’t get his way? You guessed it, he gets mad and stomps his feet like a child being told to clean his room. Obama’s gun control bill backfired on him last week, figuratively speaking of course. The vote was 54-46 but it was the 4 people on Obama’s team that to his surprise voted nay against their loyal point guard. Rush Limbaugh made a good point during his radio show on April 18, 2013, “Wouldn’t it be great if you saw him get that kind of mad when Americans are killed? He didn’t get that mad after Benghazi. He didn’t get anywhere near that mad after what happened in Boston. But let his gun control bill go down in the Senate, this guy blows a gasket. He literally blew a gasket.” I have to agree with Mr. Limbaugh here, where was this type of passion during these other incidents Mr. President “Hollywood” Obama? Whether or not the gun bill was supposed to pass, or if it was just a ploy that some say was another chance for Obama to blame the Republicans when it didn’t pass, isn’t the real question. The real question was never even asked to the public about this bill. The ever so one-sided ABC news couldn’t even ask their own viewers that direct question. Instead they asked if people thought Obama was doing a good job with the bill not if they agreed or disagreed with it. The scene that is always being depicted by Obama is that our society is in complete disarray and without him telling America what to do, society will be shattered because “we the people” need him to be our father figure. Every 2 seconds now there is a shooting that is being over analyzed or so over-played by the media that it seems someone is in their ear telling them to depict devastation due to all gun owning maniacs. A conspiracy theory or not its to show the public that all guns need to be regulated even more now by passing Obama’s new arrogant bill. Although many gun laws are already in place most of them aren’t even being put to use and are never even spoken of. In the recent wake of the horrific Boston Marathon bombings did anyone notice the media making it their point to tell us that there was an 8-year-old boy who died. Nothing was this in-depth about the other people who lost their lives or the individuals who had legs and arms amputated or the eight other children who were in the hospital. The point was to have the media shove this type of child tragedy down people’s throats. Was it really the right thing to do?
Then there is ex-Rep (D) Gabrielle Gifford who was shot in the head by Jared Lee Loughner in the Tuscan massacre in 2011 that left 6 people dead and 13 wounded and now has made it her life long mission to stand up and shame everyone who owns a gun and who didn’t pass this bill. Although Gifford was an avid gun supporter when she was in the House of Representatives her tune has drastically changed and yes she has good reason to do so but is it right for her now to “shame everyone” who is a law-abiding gun owner?
According to the Gallup numbers only 4% of American people wanted this gun bill to pass. Obama in his delusional ways believed 90% wanted this bill, that they needed this bill. The 90% most likely was in Obama’s head only. Mark Kelly, former astronaut and Gifford’s husband, said the Senate “ignored the American people”, no Mr. Kelly, the Senate ignored a President who wishes not to compromise with anyone. What does that say about our President? A President who apparently doesn’t care what the people want but only cares about not being questioned by others and feels his way is the only true way that matters. President Obama called the bill not passing “a pretty shameful day in Washington” Actually Mr. President, the only shameful thing in Washington right now is you.
What does $78 million dollars and hosting a party that costs your close friends $40,000 to attend for getting President Obama re-elected get you? Apparently a free ticket to a communist country. I guess when Beyoncé stated at the 40/40 club in Manhattan last September, “We believe in his vision” it was geared towards allowing her and hubby, Jay-Z to celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary in Cuba. Both musical moguls were photographed looking every so classy in their Cuba garb. Jay-Z was spotted wearing his white Havana Hat and Beyoncé had her hair pulled back in dreads as they took in all the classy sites that the Castro communist country had to offer. Of course these two didn’t travel alone and brought their entourage with them that probably included the idiots who snapped endless pictures of them to post. The one thing lacking with all their money was the basic knowledge of traveling to a country that strictly prohibits tourism.
Now if I wanted to visit Cuba for some strange reason, I would most certainly have to jump through hoops to do so. As posted in eHow; “How to Travel to Cuba as an US Citizen” It’s not as easy as just jumping on a private plane and telling the pilot, “Cuba please.” Of course I could just go to Mexico and then head over to Cuba that way but I would eventually have to go back to Mexico in order to have my passport officially stamped. Cuba officials aren’t just going to stamp my passport and give me a high-five when I tell them I want to go back to the U.S. from there. Now I could try to obtain a general license if I had family in Cuba or wanted to do research on the country or maybe if I was a dentist, doctor or I guess even an actor. Well, I’m none of those so I couldn’t go that route. I could try to request a specific license if I was a freelance journalist, an educator, humanitarian or had a religious request but such requests are said to be very hard to obtain. So maybe I could try to join an educational group that’s visiting Cuba. This is said to be my best chance in getting to Cuba. I’m guessing Jay-Z and Beyoncé weren’t there for educational purposes unless dancing in Havana counts as History 101 these days but they apparently organized a fake little group none the less to get approval.
So the question remains, how did Jay-Z and Beyoncé and 10 others just waltz right into Cuba? I’m sure there’s more public figures asking the same question but the only ones so far being reported are, Ileana Ros Lehtinen & Mario Diaz Balart both ironically Republicans from South Florida and Marco Rubio Republican from Florida who requested such information from Director Adam Szubin, Office of Foreign Assets Control. The penalties for ignoring this Cuban ban for the million dollar couple could be a measly fine of $250,000 and probably a day or two in jail but we know that won’t happen but it still raises the question; Why are actors, actresses, athletes, politicians, CEO’s all above the law in America? The better answer is, if your BFF’s with a Hollywood whore who happens to be the President of the U.S. than apparently anything goes.
Today, David Adams of Reuters reported that Jay-Z, Beyoncé and 10 other people had approval for their “cultural” trip from The U.S. Treasury Department. The last time I checked the U.S. Treasury Department was responsible for things like; stamps, collecting taxes paid to U.S., paying all bills from the U.S. managing international trade and tax policies, etc. I don’t recall giving permission for celebrities to travel to Cuba as a responsibility from the U.S. Treasury. So I’ll say it again, it’s funny how the law changes for celebrities.
Lindsey Lohan anyone? No thanks.
Especially not with such pines itching all over my pampered skin
The burning color of green
Is enough to keep my pockets oh so lean.
Do you fear another celebrities rant?
While slinging all this crap it’s enough to give me a cramp
Before you know it maybe I’ll be laying down for a long nap
But before I do let me set this trap
And who thinks my immortal soul has grown all too stale?
And maybe I’m not the angel that I planned to be
Cause I believe I’m more than I actually am.
It takes all this money I’ve made to speak for everyone else
Of course Hollywood Obama’s picture is on my mahogany shelf
Does anyone care that I can still talk out of my shitter
But for some reason my movies seem to be nothing but what a cat moves in their litter.
Cold dumb Lloyd – Cold dumb Lloyd
Cold dumb Lloyd – Cold dumb Lloyd
I’m a big Hollywood man who believes I’m Superman
Yes this song is to get me attention
A cold dumb Lloyd I am
Imagine if your God was here
And knew what I was doing
Would their view of me be nothing short of stunned?
I’ll ride back into the Hollywood hills of “who cares”
And who sold these guns to my bodyguards?
Bad question, don’t answer that. They need them to protect me from the little you
Have I shook hands with the Devil? Of course
And I’ve profited so much more that I move my money with one big ass shovel
Jim Carrey’s movies are no longer in demand
And who thinks my immortal soul has grown all too stale?
And maybe I’m not the angel I planned to be
Cause I believe I’m more than I actually am
Cold dumb Lloyd – Cold dumb Lloyd
Cold dumb Lloyd – Cold dumb Lloyd
I’m a big Hollywood man who believes I’m Superman
Yes this song is to get me attention
A cold dumb Lloyd I am
So yes this is my something bigger for all you not going to my show I give you the finger
I need to keep my million dollar pants on
Because everyone is saying my movies are a bomb
I need to keep my million dollar home
So people of America can listen to me drone
But I believe I’ll win no matter what crap I’m in
Because let’s face it, I have more money than you so please start a cryin
And when I get up out of my gold bed
And think everyone will listen to what I’ve said
Don’t get depressed because I believe we need more like me to run this country
Then when Hollywood Obama finally takes away our 2nd amendment and rights
Our kids will roam free in the streets wondering what happen to America that night
And finally they will give up their voices in fear they have no longer have choices
And we can go back to telling our wives what to do
In hopes they’ll watch idiots like The Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo
I spit on the American dream for I am Canadian and for that I’ll beam
And I speak for everyone
Because a cold dumb Lloyd I am
Is Howard Stern still considered ”The King of All Media?” It seems as of late, that Mr. Stern is nothing more than a grumpy 59-year-old man who offers his ignorant political views and constantly bickers with his co-workers about nothing relevent these days on Sirius XM Radio.
Since Stern’s big jump to Satellite Radio in 2006 it’s fair to say that he has brought an abundance of money and viewers to Sirius to cover his first five-year 500 million dollar deal. If all these Sirius XM subscribers are in fact due to Stern and to be fair, it’s hard to determine that claim based on the mere fact that there’s no real standard of really knowing. Although Stern will be the first to claim that the millions of these subscribers are all due to him. A long shot on his part, but whatever. Stern renewed at the end of his first five deal for another five years stating that the salary was “fair” but that this would be it for him on Sirius XM. The show is now down to a measly three days a week with endless re-runs 24 hours a day 7 days a week. It’s safe to say Stern has already left his post. Stern once was considered the “shock jock” of terrestrial radio due to his crude and sexual behavior that was always being frowned upon from the FCC. Stern has the fines to prove it but in reality does anyone think it was that hard to shock listeners on terrestrial radio? It was more due to the fact that Stern had the guts to do what he did and for that, people flocked to listen to him because it was different. Those days seem far and away now due to the fact that the show and it’s schtick have grown boring and well, no longer shocking due to everyone being able to say the “F” word and any other dirty word on Satellite Radio. It’s like listening to your father who’s about to retire talk about his sexual glorifications with everyone he meets. It’s kind of creepy and funny in the beginning and then it becomes just kind of boring and sad after the millionth time. The non-stop child like arguing that goes on between Howard and his employees is border line annoying because it happens on every show now. At times you have to wonder why would anyone even speak to him besides Robin Quivers who’s been Stern’s loyal sidekick since the beginning and agrees with him no matter what the situation is. Stern also seems to be annoyed by any fan that calls into the show, a schtick or not he could care a less about his fans who are the ones who brought him his popularity in the first place. It’s a surprise Stern has lasted this long on the radio but now he’s got that judge thing going for him on America’s Got Talent or as Stern repeatedly calls it AGT. Stern mentions AGT over and over in his show and its clear he’s plugging it in the attempt to get his viewers watching. This may be Stern’s safety net to be part of a another useless reality show on TV but in terms of ratings, he’s done nothing to improve them for AGT. The show is clearly aimed towards families and Stern is limited on what he can say or what he is really thinking and for someone who claims to be beaten down by authority figures he has no problem playing the tamed lion to fill his pockets full of gold. Stern also likes to throw in his political views these days as he gets older and is not afraid to offer his likes and dislikes on such individuals. Stern boosts about Andrew Cuomo, NYC Mayor (Wacko) Bloomberg, Chris Christie, Hillary Clinton & President “Hollywood” Obama and whom he utterly hates like Sarah Palin. In fact, Sterns hate for Palin is so seething that he almost crossed the line on his show Monday in wanting to call her the “C” word because of her drinking or pretending to drink a Big Gulp that she was aiming at Major Bloomberg’s failed attempt in controlling people’s rights. His ignorance at times seems like another attempt by Hollywood royalty to influence his viewers.
Maybe Stern is becoming more cranky like his father then he realizes and that would be a shame because I believe Howard Stern has a lot left in the tank to regain his king like status. Even if Stern was to do his show with Alzheimer’s anything’s better than listening to Jay Thomas. Stern with Alzheimer’s, now that would be a show indeed.
Ever have someone tell you that your being rude? I’m just going to assume that you have, but here’s the thing, are you really being rude or are you just doing the right thing according to you?
If you walk into a restaurant talking on your cell phone as if the person on the other end is 100 miles away is that being rude? I believe it is. Although by todays standards you wouldn’t know it by the way people perceive and just accept it as part of our culture. Is it rude if I tell you to respect others in the restaurant and take your call elsewhere? It’s most certainly rude to the person who’s on their cell phone. Now we could get into the whole linguistics of what rudeness means to everyone. Like is it morally good or bad? In this instance I’m speaking of manners to human dignity not morality which condemns murder or bodily harm. Of course there’s cultural differences of what rudeness stands for and how one group may perceive something by another group as rude, but let’s stay here in the U.S. for this one. Then there’s interpreting rudeness with cultural speech which I believe to be the big determining factor here in society. How one person says something, the setting that the person is in when they say it all plays into determining if it is in fact rude. Racial & ethical slurs are removed for the mere fact that it’s not just rude but is considered hateful. Is there a right way to talk and wrong way to talk? To a degree. There are no rules in speaking but in today’s society if someone can make a stink about it they of course will. If I say to someone, “stop being gay” does that mean I hate all gay people? That would be the farthest thing from the truth but a gay person who overheard me may think I’m being rude. Am I being rude? There in fact gay, right? It may be accepted by my inner circle but resented by others, but is it rude? If my grandmother who’s 90 years old says someone’s a “retard” are they being rude? It may be politically incorrect for today but it was more than correct back in her day. If Justine Beiber wants to dress like a moron with his pants down to his ankles is he being rude? He may have poor manners but it’s not rude to his generation. I mean girls his age are dressed inappropriately all over. It may not be rude but it is disgusting to see these type of manners running rapid in our society.
Now here are a couple of personal examples and you decide if I’m being rude;
1. Just recently I was walking through a mall with my wife and in front of us were a group of male teenagers with their mother and father standing right in the way. As I approached the one teenager I said “excuse me” and he just ignored me. I said “excuse me” once more. Finally at his leisure he shuffled his feet to move out-of-the-way as if I just ruined his whole evening. As I walked by I said, “When one usually says excuse me the other usually moves.” Then there was a comment made by the young man and I won’t repeat it but it made me spin around and ask him what he just said. I was then told by his mother that I shouldn’t speak to kids like that. What! Was I being rude or just saying what should be said?
2. My wife and I were waiting to be seated at a restaurant and were the only two in line. We could see the hostess yucking it up in back as we waited for ten minutes with my wife telling me “don’t say anything” Would it have been rude if I said something to the hostess?
While my wife and I were at the grocery store we ran into someone we knew. I said hello and asked how they were and then walked away as my wife chit chatted. Was I being rude without saying goodbye?
In my defense I realize I use a more pragmatic approach in being rude to achieve a goal. It’s described as a defective approach of communication. I skillfully choose when and how to be rude almost unknowingly to get control of the conversation. Is it rude? Of course I don’t think so, but to others it may very well be conceived that way and for that I apologize but aren’t we all rude in one way or another?
As we all sat and watched the Oscars last night did any of you wonder at any time why you were watching this crap?
Here’s my first question, who and why the hell is Brandi Glanville (reality goof of another useless show) at the Oscars? My second question is, who the hell cares that she’s there? Then I realized it was of course the media who cares she’s there, even when they shouldn’t. Ms. Glanville who recently spoke to Howard Stern about her horrific sex life decided to show up to the Oscars half-naked. A big thanks goes out to Megan Riley Lopez of Yahoo Movies Oscar Blog for hitting us with the earth shattering news of Glanville’s outfit.
This years host was Seth MacFarlane, the creator of the hilarious politically incorrect Family Guy and a surprising choice to say the least. MacFarlane’s humor unfourtently is something that people either get or just hate. It’s safe to assume that actress Charlize Theron wasn’t a big fan of MacFarlane’s opening song titled, “We Saw Your Boobs” then again who knows how the media may have spun her reaction when the camera was jammed in her face. I must say that a big laugh should go out to Sally Field for not taken herself to seriously and appearing in a sketch that had MacFarlane hanging in the air as a flying nun. Priceless.
MacFarlane seemed too tamed at times and that most certainly hurt his natural ability to slap you across the face with his humor but it’s the Oscars and we all knew the big wigs weren’t going to let him create a Family Guy episode on their turf. Still, it would have been nice to see him push the envelope just a little bit more.
The Oscars have the tendency to last 10 hours and really for what? Does anyone care about the guy or gal who held the light fixture in the movie Argo? The only exception is when the Best Scrunchie Award winner gets up on stage and proceeds to thank everyone in their life in a 2 second timeframe with the music drowning out their words. I say just present the top awards and call it a night. The show shouldn’t last more than and hour but yet it always does thanks to the droning that goes on and on by the big winners. Thanks Ann Hathaway for being that insecure, vulnerable actress who always bores the crowd to sleep.
Then there’s the singing that takes place at the Oscars. Jennifer Hudson sang, “And I am Telling You I’m Not Going” FYI to Ms. Hudson; this is not American Idol and there’s a difference between gospel singing and over the top gospel screaming just for effect but we all know why we can’t whisper a bad word about it. I’m also a little confused on the standing ovation that Shirley Bassey received for her singing “Goldfinger” in tribute to the James Bond franchise. Was the 76-year-old diva performance good? Sure, but was it standing ovation good? No. MacFarlane’s “Boob Song” surly was better.
However, the saddest part of the night was when America’s own First Lady, Michelle Obama announced the winner for Best Picture. It was the grand finally to the end of a long, long night. The Hollywood Obama’s just couldn’t sit and watch the Oscars could they? I mean there’s nothing going on in the world that could be more important than the Oscars. They had to make sure that one of them was in the Hollywood spotlight. I guess it makes sense because half of Hollywood gave her husband money for his campaign, so it’s the least the Obama’s could do. Was it really a good idea for Michelle Obama to do this? Unfortunately, it was nothing but inappropriate and tasteless but then again so are the Oscars. Congratulations to whoever won and to Seth MacFarlane, your too creative of a talent to host the Oscars. You did it, now it’s peanut butter and jelly time.
Let’s change all of it! Everything! I figure what the heck, it’s where “we the people” are headed anyways in this great country we call, The United States of America. Isn’t it?
It seems in the aftermath of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting that anything that has to do with a gun, whether it’s another horrific incident, or a scene in a movie and we might as well put squirt gun soakings in the mix as well because all of these occurrences will be more and more magnified by the media. It’s surly better for the media to report on these kind of things then it is to report on how our President is doing with our lackluster economy. Here’s some food for thought; If you’re an illegal immigrant here in the U.S. you may want to think twice about staying, because if the media and the Andrew Cuomo‘s of this country have their way they will have you believing that every U.S. citizen is running around rampant just shooting people.
So I say to Congress and to Obama just take the 2nd amemendt right out of the Constitution. Just white the whole damn thing out, and then use a black marker to write over it, “No guns for anyone” then in parenthesis put, “well, except for the rich people of course, and for now, our military and police officers.” If you want to go for a more sympathetic feel, have the children of Sandy Hook Elementary stand over you when you cross it out and re-write it. Don’t think I’m being heartless because some idiot already decided it would be great for these children to sing at the Super Bowl. Can anyone say ratings. What better way then to exploit such a tragedy in the U.S. then to have these children whose lives have been changed forever sing at a stupid football game. Now for the rich people comment, I think it is necessary for all bodyguards who protect them to carry firepower. It only makes sense for these types of double standards. For example, like the great filmmaker Michael Moore who loves to spew endless amounts of crap out of mouth and just recently spoke in favor of supporting such gun laws. Then Mr. Moore of course downplayed the necessity for his own bodyguard to carry a gun while protecting him in public. Maybe it’s just that Mr. Moore is one of the white people he claims is scared of all the black people out there. Moore blogged a holiday cheer on Christmas Eve stating that the reason for all the violence in the U.S. was that all white people are afraid of black people. A Merry Christmas to everyone indeed. I really love when someone posing as a donkey speaks on everyone’s behalf while sitting atop of his or her glorious castle. Next we have former Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Gifford who showed up on Capital Hill as a surprise witness for a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on gun violence. We know that Gifford’s story is that of a tragic one and that she was shot in the head by a lone gunmen two years ago, but her statement, “Too many children are dying” is a bit of a head scratcher. In correspondence of the ill events that took place at Sandy Hook Elementary everyone who wants gun laws changed are now just realizing that such horrific events can happen and that they can happen to innocent children. Were just realizing this? No such event like this has never happen in the U.S. until just now? It couldn’t be that every media outlet bared so much coverage on this disgusting event that you had to ask yourself, “is it right to show so much?” But to act like children are dying every day in the streets now due to guns seems to be bit of a political agenda in the back of someone’s pocket. Change the laws yes, but don’t incorporate laws on everyone who owns a gun as an evil doer. Actually, the hell with that, let’s just label everyone who owns a gun as evil and have them hand in their firearms, and you know what, throw in BB guns, cap guns, squirt guns and even wooden guns into the mix. People who own a sling-shot your safe for now but we have are eye on you. Also, let’s keep all the illegal immigrants here in the U.S. as well. Forget about building walls and such non-sense we should just have a wall of people waiting to offer big hugs to them and if your part of the Cartel family you get a free foot massage. God knows walking in those sand shoes for days does a job on your tender feet. Our President says, “hey, their here now so lets just except it.” I say you got it pal, I know all of our ancestors came over legally but that was so then and this is the ever-changing now. I also think it would be nice if no immigrants had to pay taxes because they have suffered enough in their life. If anyone should pay their taxes, it should be us, the America people because last time I checked the economy is booming and every house now comes with a money tree in the backyard courtesy of our President, Obama. I for one have so much money now because of Obama that I barely even noticed that my paycheck was less due to more social security taxes being taken out. I want President Obama to take more of my money, better yet, I just want him to tell me how much money I need and I’ll go on my merry way. I know when Obama is done running this country into the ground that something called social security will be nothing but a distanced story that once was spoken of in high standards.
I would also like Congress to make the Super Bowl an official holiday for everyone. Why not, it’s gotten so annoying it would be just easier to give everyone the day off to get drunk and eat chicken wings to watch overpaid criminals play football.
While were changing everything let’s get this out-of-the-way too and just call everyone a racist. I’ll be honest, I’ve never met a racist but the media and such people who don’t get their way apparently think everyone is, so lets just say we all are. I also think it’s safe to say now that everyone hates gay people in the U.S. I know I have several gay friends but deep down I guess I really do hate them or at least that’s what I’m told by every gay person who’s complaining about something. Is it me or is everyone gay now? It seems like it’s the cool thing to be now and the big uproar is about same-sex couples not being able to get married. That’s the big argument, that’s what the gay community is hung up on? Something that’s as old as the hills, marriage. You really need to be married to express your love? Or is it just because you have to complain about something and have to jam your beliefs down society’s throats. I don’t care if someone’s gay, bi-sexual, transgender or whatever they want to be just live your life and stop whining about it. The funny thing is most people whom I know are gay can’t stand these type of people. Then again, it seems that everyone wants to be different now because it’s more of a social status then actually being about something.
So who’s with me? I say, lets all be gay hugging non gun holding racist overtaxed Superbowl chicken eating drunk people!
If you believe any of this then you must certainly believe that Obama is going to change the country. Someone please give me a hug.
The dollar figures are still rolling in, literally as I write this, but we can all assume that this little inauguration party thrown by our own President Obama will be an astounding amount well over $180 million. Is this an accurate amount based on my reporting? Good Question, but the real question should be, should any inauguration party be reported as costing millions? Of course the extravaganza party is well worth the one minute it takes for President “Hollywood” Obama to recite the oath of office. Who can blame the guy right? He’s earned it (wink, wink), especially after all the millions of dollars were thrown at him for his re-election by such high-end corporations and lets not forget of course about all of his Hollywood darlings whom apparently speak and sing on behalf of the country now. However, I don’t want you to think that I’m just blaming Hollywood O here. I’m blaming every past President who has spent that kind of money in patting themselves on the back. Along with everyone who sits atop Capital Hill who have become nothing more than money hungry wolves. I can remember as if it were yesterday staring down into that dark fiscal cliff with no real outcome in sight because all the ignorant buffoons up their in Washington couldn’t get out of their own way.
I love a good party just as much as the next guy; especially when we have The Secretary of State Hillary Clinton preparing to be lambasted (and for good reason) by a House Foreign Affairs Committee about the Sept 11 attack in Benghazi. Then we have the heated debate on gun control along with New Yorks own born thug, Governor Andrew Cuomo, who after the tragedy at Newtown’s CT, Sandy Hook Elementary looked to puff his chest out in ways that exploited this horrific event for his own personal gain. If anyone has forgotten let me remind you that the country’s still in a $17 million deficient, but thank god President Obama went after the tough topics such as climate change head on during his speech. An issue that Rush Limbaugh thinks is nothing but a hoax apparently just like Manti Te’o‘s girlfriend and also an issue that CNN believes only the democrats understand because the rest of society is stupid. Hmm, I’m sitting here in 4 feet of snow, so no, maybe I don’t understand. Then the “real” media, thank god for the “real” media! they want to go for the hard investigative stories, like The First Lady, Michelle Obama’s hair and bangs and who can blame them? If this doesn’t give Beyonce the right to lip synch then I don’t know what does.
In 2009, Eric Boehlert of MediaMatters For America wrote a column called, “The media myth about the cost of Obama’s inauguration” It was and in-depth article about all the wrong things. Boehlert called out a list of whiny on-air political personals from big media outlets who were appalled that Obama’s first Hollywood bash was way over the million dollar mark and it put President Bush‘s 2005 inauguration party to shame. Boehlert stated that the media was just sloppy on their reporting and were making false comparisons. Boehlert, I hope you were kidding. Your main argument runs right into a brick wall and falls flat just like Jets QB Mark Sanchez did while running right into his center and then falling flat on his back. Boehlert stated that Obama’s overall dollar amount included security (who I mind you taxpayers pay for) and Bush’s didn’t. Boehlert, were still talking about millions for a party! I don’t care if the President of the United States is the idiot who lives next door to me, is it really a necessity to spend millions on a three or four day party? I’m somewhat disappointed that Boehlert was too busy to write on this years million dollar bash.
The best part is, the people who vote the president in, you and me, are told not to worry, we don’t have to pay anything for the over the top gala event; only the taxes for the police force and other forms of high-end security personal and of course whoever cleans up the mess after the glitzy party. Imagine if the President of the United States decided actually to thank the people who voted them in and then decided the party would be to strengthen America and to solidify our place in this world. Imagine, it isn’t hard to do as John Lennon said, but what the hell do I know. I just want to talk about Michelle Obama‘s bangs, and why she rolled her eyes at John Boehner.